i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
- Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
Girls who actually think being called a “ten” by guys is ~cute and funny~.
Enjoy your sexist, demeaning SO’s then.
Maybe if you’re lucky, one day over a candle lit dinner
He’ll reach across the table
Clutch your hand
Look deep into your eyes
“Make me a sandwhich.”