“I’m not a lesbian, I’m not bi, nor bi curious. I just know a hot girl when I see one.” —Rose Red.
So thankful I was blessed with nice nipples
Imagine having weird nips
- someone at the door: rings doorbell
- me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
“Don’t get offended when I tell you the truth. You’re the one who asked for it.” —A Scorpio Woman
“damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.” —